this was so wild

Someone explain
The first sentence says 32 and 13 implying that the speaker is 32 years old and their girlfriend is 13 years old, which is both highly inappropriate and illegal. The next sentence reveals the speaker was talking about their game levels, not their ages, which is perfectly okay.
In their reply to the audience they then say they are picking her up from middle school, again implying that their girlfriend is underage, but quickly state she’s grading papers letting us know she’s a teacher, definitely an adult, and there no reason to be upset.
The rollercoaster gif portrays how switching from upset and worried to relieved in such a short period of time feels emotionally.
The next meme shows the guy panicking from misunderstanding, then feeling relieved and calm realizing the truth, only to panic over the next misunderstanding and then calm again when hearing the end.
the above explanation is followed by a picture of data from star trek with a speech bubble's tail coming out of him, implying he's the one saying all of that, which is humerous because the above text is written in a style similar to his speech patterns, and with a subject matter he would enjoy
This is the worst website ever and I love it.

I’d rather see Tumblr die than see it stop being like this.
THE WRITER AND ACTOR’S STRIKES HAVE SUCCESSFULLY PAUSED THE PRODUCTION OF 4 MARVEL MOVIES!!!! thank you striking creatives.
Swinging in a Cokeworth playground
rip Mr Collins, you would have loved Patreon

Mr. Collins at the end of his Youtube videos: And of course, my most grateful salutations to my highest tier Patron, the honorable Lady Catherine de Bourgh, without which my humble videos would not be possible and my utmost thanks for the many invitations to galas at your luxurious estate this past year...
[This goes on for ten more minutes]

actually they invented depression one year later for the emo movement
June - The Ugly Duckling
I drew this for the Snape Calendar 2023 project on @snapecelebration.
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It is years later and I'm still sad they removed the "hey kids! Spelling is fun!" line